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  1. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  2. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  3. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  4. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  5. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  6. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  7. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  8. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  9. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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