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"We messed up the keming again guys."
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

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