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Today's Jokes

  1. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  2. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  5. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  8. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  9. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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