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Today's Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  2. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  5. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  6. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  7. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  8. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  9. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  10. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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