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Today's Jokes

  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  3. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  4. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  7. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  8. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  9. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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