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Today's Jokes

  1. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  2. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  3. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  6. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  7. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  8. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  9. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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