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  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  6. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  7. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  8. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  9. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  10. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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Japan Ōsaka Osaka · Google Cloud (asia-northeast2)
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