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  1. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  5. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  6. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  7. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  8. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  9. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  10. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

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