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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

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