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  1. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  7. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  8. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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