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Today's Jokes

  1. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  2. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  5. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  6. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  7. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  8. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  9. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  10. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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