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  1. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  2. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  3. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  4. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  5. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  6. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  7. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  8. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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