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Today's Jokes

  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  4. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  5. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  6. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  8. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  9. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  10. "We messed up the keming again guys."

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