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Today's Jokes

  1. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  5. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  6. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  7. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  8. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  9. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  10. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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Arrived Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
IP 216.73.216.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
URL
https://alw*.shop/

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://alw*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/.well-known/acme-challenge/index.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://alw*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/ws77.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-includes/PHPMailer/ Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/dvve.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
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http://lle*.shop/autoload_classmap/function.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/1index.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/0.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
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http://lle*.shop/wp-trackback.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-content/plugins/core-plugin/include.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-admin/index.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/tool.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
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http://lle*.shop/av.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
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http://lle*.shop/403.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
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http://lle*.shop/tinyfilemanager.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/storage/rip.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/autoload_classmap.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
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http://lle*.shop/ant.php Jul 4, 2026 9:06 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://alw*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/lu4.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/css.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/cd.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/xmlrpc.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://ide*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://ide*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://lra*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-blog.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/filemanager.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/cache.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-includes/min.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-content.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
OK 34.76.117.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://alw*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/storage/index.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/doc.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/wp-themes.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/load.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/new.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/wp-content/plugins/beteng88/ws83.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-content/min.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/core.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://hpr*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-content/plugins/admin.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/vc.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/areak1.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/buy.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/b.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://fmo*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/7.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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http://lle*.shop/t.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/zoom1.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/test1.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/this_is_a_new_hello_world.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 4.193.191.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
http://lle*.shop/wp-content/plugins/hellopress/wp_filemanager.php Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://hpl*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hwa*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hwa*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 9:05 PM
404 207.46.13.xxx · United States Washington Quincy · Microsoft Azure Cloud (westus2)
http://hwa*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 9:04 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://alw*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:04 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://alw*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:04 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://alw*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:04 PM
OK 43.135.139.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://lqu*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:02 PM
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http://fcr*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:02 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 9:02 PM
OK 185.248.141.xxx · Germany Bavaria Waldbrunn · IP-Projects GmbH & Co. KG
http://fmo*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 8:56 PM
OK 43.135.133.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://hdi*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 8:56 PM
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http://www.hpl*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 8:55 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 4, 2026 8:53 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 8:53 PM
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https://lra*.shop/wp-login.php Jul 4, 2026 8:52 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://ide*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 4, 2026 8:49 PM
OK 162.62.231.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co
http://www.lsq*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 8:49 PM
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http://fmo*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 8:48 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hgr*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 4, 2026 8:47 PM
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https://hgr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 8:47 PM
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http://age*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 4, 2026 8:47 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://alw*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 4, 2026 8:47 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://xbe*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 4, 2026 8:46 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://xbe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 8:46 PM
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https://lsq*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lsq*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
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http://fco*.shop/media/system/js/core.js Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
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http://fco*.shop/wp-includes/css/buttons.css Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
OK 100.54.109.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
http://fco*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
OK 150.109.119.xxx · Hong Kong Kowloon Hong Kong · Aceville Pte.ltd
http://www.hap*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
404 104.46.231.xxx · Japan Ōsaka Osaka · Microsoft Azure Cloud (japanwest)
http://fcr*.shop/aaa.php Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
404 104.46.231.xxx · Japan Ōsaka Osaka · Microsoft Azure Cloud (japanwest)
http://fcr*.shop/wp-admin/network/plugins.php Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
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http://fcr*.shop/wp-links.php Jul 4, 2026 8:43 PM
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404 104.46.231.xxx · Japan Ōsaka Osaka · Microsoft Azure Cloud (japanwest)
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