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Today's Jokes

  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  2. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  3. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  4. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  7. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  8. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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