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Today's Jokes

  1. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  4. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  5. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  6. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  7. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  8. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  9. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  10. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

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