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  1. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  2. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  3. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  4. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  5. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  6. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  7. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  8. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  9. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  10. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

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