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Today's Jokes

  1. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  2. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  3. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  4. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  5. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  6. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  7. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  8. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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