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  1. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  2. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  5. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  6. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  7. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  8. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  9. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  10. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

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