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  1. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  4. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  5. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  8. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  9. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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